The thing that happened to Tsa

Tsa, is terribly unlucky or maybe she had it comming, I'm not sure. The last few weeks have been rough and I will describe the events here as a way to reprisent the rumors that have been circulating. Bear in mind this is to represent the rumors and not the actual events. The actual story, if Tsa saw fit to tell it and had the ability to convince anyone, would be perhaps quite different.


The first part.....The friggen brewmeister.


Tsa was hanging around the Exodar griping about the Vindicators, offending the priests and just generally annoying anyone who crosses her path. She happened upon a human who was looking for herbs to make a special drink. Tsa can't pass up annoying a Human (Monkey) so she stayed close to this guy and learned he styled himself a wandering brewmeister. The brewmeister finnaly got the herbs he was seeking from an accomplished Draenei warrior of the 'Exiled Legion.' As payment for the herbs the brewmeister offered to give the warrior a taste of the 'special brew' produced.

Now Tsa can't help bothering Humans and sees an opportunity for a free drink. She steps up and tells the warrior, 'I'd not drink that, this monkey is probably trying to poison you. You should let me try it first.' The Warrior assents and Tsa guzzels the flagon. She makes the joke that the drink seemed ok and tosses the empty mug. The warrior is amused by the arrogant technician and walks off.

Unfortunately, the brew was drugged. The Brewmeister was fuming with rage that this no named Draenei tech had foiled his otherwise flawless attempt to subdue the powerful Draenei warrior. He follows Tsa some distance and is there when she collapses between the Trader's tier and the ramp exiting the exodar.

Tsa wakes up on a ship heading for the other side of the world. She is under the baleful eyes of the Brewmeister. Tsa is ever arrogant but doesn't speak common well enough to profess the innocence of her intentions to just get a free drink. The brewmeister is convinced that Tsa somehow new of the assassination attempt and deliberately foiled it. The brewmeister must assume that some leak exists in his organization and is determined to get the details from Tsa.

Tsa assumes her nievite and the absurdity of being mistaken for anything other than a lowly engine tech will straighten any mess out and follows the Brewmeister to an abandoned ship in Menethil harbour. Once inside the creaky old vessel Tsa is assaulted by the brewmeister and his waiting cronies. Anyone who knows Tsa knows she's more of an enginneer than a warrior. She fights hard, but it is hopeless. She is beaten, disarmed and tied to a chair.

Some discussion goes on between her captors and Tsa learns that they are the 'Day and Night Enterprise.' She finds out that they had been expecting a handsome payment for dealing with the warrior. Naturally Tsa assumes they are planning to take an equivelent sum out of her ass. She is terrified at this point.

Then the torture and quesntioning begins. The Humans strip her down and begin alternating between beating her and asking her who she worked for and how she learned about the plot. Tsa only has clumsy answers for any of this. They are forced to slice off her pinkie in order to assertain the truth of her luckless involvement. They become even more angry as her pathetic cries increase and her lowly origins become more plain to her captors. They argue what to do with her. Eventually they decide. They render her unconscious and leave her naked on the docks.

Tsa limps home humilated, mutilated and extremely angry.

wow. thats all i have to say wow......*grumbles* damned monkeys.